@denikombucha choosing to interpret point 2 as 'at least 1 human, 1 monster, & 1 alien mandatory in every marriage' – finally, some real family values politics!!
the policy is open for interpretation at citizen discretion✌🏽
Your policies are inspired, a tiger pit for border patrol? It's brilliant, and we'll save so much money over their current workplaces.
And we'll be feeding an endangered species, so it'll go great with a Green New Deal.
@denikombucha wow the choice is clear.
You honor our campaign w your vote🙏🏽
@denikombucha I can unironically get behind drawing dicks on mt rushmore.
Oh yea I was 10000% serious
Drawing dicks on mt rushmore. 👌🏼
You’re a citizen of the Denican Republic, dear . I think Denista would also be appropriate
It’s a tedious formality
At first, from the thumbnail, I thought this was one of those, "Jerry is taller than Stacy, but shorter than Rebecca, who is the fourth tallest person that rides a bike," puzzles, and was excited about it.
and then you realized it was so much better than that shit and were fucking STOKED🕶️
I mean, you've got my vote.
Welcome aboard, citizen
Where can I turn my cashes in for DeniBucks and rich people teeth?
We're nationalizing and refurbishing all ATMs for this, stay tuned
@denikombucha you're my hero and best wife president this femme first hubs could ask for, you know?
You are the perfect wind beneath my wings which without, this presidency would plummet 👩❤️💋👩 👩❤️💋👩 👩❤️💋👩
@denikombucha i'll roll blunts for ur cabinet meetings and teach our kids to hunt rich white men.
They couldn't ask for a better warrior Huntsmen 😢 I'm so honored
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