For real, if I was the leader of the Empire or whatever, I would scrap most of the Star Destroyers, reduce the military to a specialized, quick strike task force and invest most of my resources into make cheap, sustainable goods for the planet worlds I want to conquer and give them favorable terms to use said goods initially and then just creep over time until the become dependent on the machine.

Same result, just a lot less waste, useless conflict and massaging ego.

A boring conquest.


@mwlucas Ha, I'd be the most boring, relentless efficient and steady administrator ever.

I'd wear people down because I just don't break the routine. Ever.



Your dystopia beats the hell out of our current one. Where can I sign up?

@mwlucas Yesssss. SWEAR FEALTY TO ME and I'll guarantee a decent and even enjoyable standard of living.

Using weapons for conquest is so pedestrian.

@Are0h dammit, I already have too many books to write before I die! :flan_piteous:

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