Oh shit has anyone tried out a Necuno? https://necunos.com/
It sounds like sort... of... what I am looking for?
Hmmm, no prices listed but language that suggests it's steep. Probably a sign that I should keep looking
The RJ45 jack would be awesome though, too bad it's not gigabit
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