Coffee shop protip #983
If you spill, do not use a handful of napkins to clean it up. I would really rather wipe that up with this bar towel I have specifically for that purpose.
You are allowed to act sheepish for having spilled but it is literally my job to clean that spill. If you try to do it you will take too long, use too many napkins, and be in the way. Afterwards I will have to redo it anyway and restock the napkins
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