Fact 1: Houdini was the greatest escape artist the world has ever known
Fact 2: Houdini died of peritonitis
Fact 3: I have just survived peritonitis
Fact 4: I have escaped what Houdini could not
Conclusion: I am the greatest escape artist the world has ever known.
@MoMartin QE fuckin' D, man.
@MoMartin peritonitis is -*fun*-
I managed to convert my peritonitis into a brain disease! They kept me in a medically induced coma for nearly a month.
Glad to hear you survived and are on the recovery train.
@MoMartin oh gosh I'm glad you're better too
3 would be even better as: I have just escaped death by peritonitis
@MoMartin it checks out
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