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Fact 1: Houdini was the greatest escape artist the world has ever known
Fact 2: Houdini died of peritonitis
Fact 3: I have just survived peritonitis
Fact 4: I have escaped what Houdini could not
Conclusion: I am the greatest escape artist the world has ever known.

@MoMartin peritonitis is -*fun*-

I managed to convert my peritonitis into a brain disease! They kept me in a medically induced coma for nearly a month.

Glad to hear you survived and are on the recovery train.

@MoMartin
3 would be even better as: I have just escaped death by peritonitis

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