Me reading Warren Ellis' Transmetropolitan, age 16: Whoa, it's wild that everyone just calls the president the Beast and his opponent the Smiler.

Me, age 33, looking at the 2020 election: I hope Zaydie beats the Cheeto.


I didn't read TRANSMETROPOLITAN until just a few years ago, and everything I've ever hated or feared since the 1980s is in there.

Also, I really need a black linen suit.

@raye You'd make an incredible Spider. Also, let's hope that's not the future we see.

@MoMartin if pete ends up being the nominee... this is just literally what the election is gonna be

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