I'd picked up some bath&bodyworks sanitizer bottles as a gift for a friend over in Hungary and had been holding onto them to take over the next time I went...
I ended up breaking into one of them because the marina bathrooms are out of soap a lot, and it smells like I just showered in Axe bodyspray mixed with gasoline for hours after using it. The smell is so strong that I think it's actually making me slightly nauseated.
I put a single drop on the finger I used to enter the gate code and when I came back to the boat, as soon as I entered -
Spouseband: What's that? You smell nice.
Maybe I'll get some super mild cologne eventually.
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