@CartoonBangover night crew, u good?
@root impatient. I wanted to wait for this dag on windows update to finish before I went to bed, but I'm bouta give up on it
@CartoonBangover I'm petty enough to want to know if this is actually a conspiracy or not. it has to be a farce to make people complacent enough to not complain that they don't know how far it is
@root it most definitely is. microsoft's in the pocket of Big Update
@CartoonBangover and obviously there's an xkcd too
@root I will dedicate the rest of my life to giving computer nerds wedgies and swirlies for this
@CartoonBangover i am honestly sitting here so frustrated thinking about how many times i watched that shit thinking i had calculated how muxh longer it'd take for where it was for certain processes. ive been played like booboo the fool. FUCK.
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