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Terry Crews and Lebron James team up to create the new Black Panthers 2020

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when rappers talk about "henny" they mean hentai

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i fold the pussy like it's a sloppy pizza slice

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great depression era vagabond scratching a betty boop in chalk onto a house to signal to travelers that the people who live there are down to suck and fuck

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get you a partner who moans like barney fife during sex

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i always think "acnh" is the name of that one egyptian cross but it's you babies talking about farming

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selfie, ec, boosts ++ 

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i guess it's not socially acceptable to own one of those race car beds at my age, but a man can dream

just imagine it: a race car king bed!

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I'm lying in bed uncomfortably, listening to gwen stefani. This is what morning crew is to me

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so two quick questions:

has anyone told the amish?

and

do you they'll all use their stimulus checks to get the new iphone?

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@CartoonBangover @brookykong64 i've always said this place is full of beauty and mystery, much like the dick of an echidna

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@CartoonBangover the worst! you get stung by an echidna dick or something (i don't know what the fuck they're capable of. frankly, nobody knows)

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