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Hello! My name is Jacob, or Altruest, whatever you wanna call me. I've been on mastodon for a little over a year now, but I thought it was about time to move to another instance from m.s. I usually just dump whatever thoughts I feel should be shared on here, but my interests include , , , and ! I also try to make your internet experience as positive as I can, so if you need a breather from the internet grind, I'm your guy!

Inaccurately capitalizing words for Emphasis makes me so happy. Screw your English language, this is the internet babyyyyy

If you're not listening to Lizzo's new album today idk what you're doing.

Also there are some papers that you can spend 60 hours on, turn in and realize that you should have spent 100.

One of the worst lessons I had to learn in grad school was that there are some assignments that pulling an all-nighter won't fix.

You gotta have a lot of nerve to write a novel and call it THE Jungle Book. Like there aren't any other books that take place in the jungle 🙄

You gotta have a lot of nerve to write a novel and call it THE Jungle Book. Like there aren't any other books that take place in the jungle 🙄

Me: I've never played a tabletop RPG in real life ever, I'm a broke grad student and the last thing I need is useless knick-knacks cluttering up my rental apartment.

Also me: I want to buy...... pretty dice........

Me: I've never played a tabletop RPG in real life ever, I'm a broke grad student and the last thing I need is useless knick-knacks cluttering up my rental apartment.

Also me: I want to buy...... pretty dice........

powderpaint presents FOR A MOMENT

powderpaint.bandcamp.com/track

hey why not put us on all your spotify and itunes playlists cos it's on there too

(eye contact in cover art below)

I just wanna give 60-year old Japanese musicians the royalties they deserve for making bops in the 1980s, is that too much to ask????

Getting into old Japanese disco that's frustratingly absent from any modern music service makes me realize why people become crate-diggers. Or pirate all their music I guess.

*cough* by "casual jesse/James" what I really meant was "Jesse and James out of uniform in casual clothes", which probably could have been made more clear lmaooooo

I guess I could Google image search it myself, but that's haaaaaaaard.......

The only reason I would want to be internet-famous is so that I could have a large enough following to shout like, "Show me fanart of casual Jesse/James from Pokémon!" and have legions of fans throw their favorite pics at me.

Instead of worrying about how I carefully style my head hair and facial hair, now I just shave everything above the neck down to 1/8th of an inch every 2 weeks and it's made my life so much easier.

Prof: Here's how you use information theory to calculate entropy.

Me: 3/16 divided by 1/4 is..... um....

Complex math would be so much easier if I remembered how to divide fractions.

The Simpson's default yellow skin was a main influence on emoji designers, which explains why they both have the exact sane problems with representation. In this essay I will-

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