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Hello! My name is Jacob, or Altruest, whatever you wanna call me. I've been on mastodon for a little over a year now, but I thought it was about time to move to another instance from m.s. I usually just dump whatever thoughts I feel should be shared on here, but my interests include , , , and ! I also try to make your internet experience as positive as I can, so if you need a breather from the internet grind, I'm your guy!

I'm all about the dogs
'bout the dogs
no kennel

Is that something? Is that anything?

Just talking 

Just talking 

Also me:

ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᶜᵒᵒˡ ᵗʰᵒᵘᵍʰ



I got one of those pimples that looks like it should be on the cover of a Goosebumps book.

If someone says to you "I don't watch TV," do you expect them to have watched shows on Netflix?

I have the weirdest impulse when I stay up all night procrastinating that I don't wanna charge all my devices even when they're dead, I guess to punish myself or something??? It's the strangest 21st century form of self-flagellation I've ever heard of.

I would be the one to actively avoid making plans just so I could enjoy having the house to myself 😅

Every time my friends are like "does anyone want to hang out this weekend? My roommates are gone and I'm gonna be all alone :(" I have to remind myself that that's the normal response, and I'm probably the wierd one.

Things I learned today: my twin brother and I (fraternal) have opposite "good sides" when taking pictures 😳

Do planes usually have background music? Am I going crazy? This seems new

Intersex Folks (+) 

Scale of 1-100, how hard do you think it would be to smuggle a baby onto the International Space Station AS one of the astronauts going up on a mission?

Also makes me realize why my parents never got with the picture and learned how to use emojis or whatever, because fuck that lol

I'm one of the oldest people in a pretty big Discord server with some Twitter friends, and reading chats with people whose vocab comes from memes and twitch chats makes me understand how my parents must have felt reading IM/SMS language in the early 2000s.

Maybe I'm just out of shape from studying so much last month. That's gotta be it. Where's my Rocky-style montage of playing Switch all next week?

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